laughed my ass off when I saw this.
A small zoo in Kentucky obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought about part-time worker, a staunch Democrat, responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Like most Democrats, he had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species like his hero, Bill Clinton.
The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. He approached the Democrat with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500?
He showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:
“First, I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
“Second, she must wear a 'Che Guvera Forever' T-Shirt."
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
“Third, you can't never tell no one about this."
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
“Fourth, I want all the children raised Democrats."
Once again it was agreed.
"And last, I'll need another week to come up with the $500."
And that folks, is why Obama won't show us his birth certificate.
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Drugs
I'd like to take a moment to thank Barry for signing the "health care reform" into law without any checks and balances. While my employer was kind enough to absorb the insurance rate increase, we were warned to be prepared for the "above normal" increases in costs of health care this year.
Thanks to that "lovely" piece of legislation shoved down our throats, the $5.00 a month prescription for my GERD medication has jumped to a whopping $50.00 a month. Seems the insurance co. has reclassified it as a "tier 3 generic". The tier 1 generic available isn't nearly as effective at controlling my GERD. (I've taken it before) As a result, I might suggest buying stock in Arm and Hammer baking soda. Something tells me I'm gonna be using A LOT of it in the not so distant future.
Be careful what you ask for, you just might get it.
Thanks a million Barry........ asshole.
Thanks to that "lovely" piece of legislation shoved down our throats, the $5.00 a month prescription for my GERD medication has jumped to a whopping $50.00 a month. Seems the insurance co. has reclassified it as a "tier 3 generic". The tier 1 generic available isn't nearly as effective at controlling my GERD. (I've taken it before) As a result, I might suggest buying stock in Arm and Hammer baking soda. Something tells me I'm gonna be using A LOT of it in the not so distant future.
Be careful what you ask for, you just might get it.
Thanks a million Barry........ asshole.
“Unintentional” Co-Conspirators
I found this on the net and found it thought provoking.
"January 11, 2011 by Ben Crystal
I wanted to discuss how years of inflammatory, often violent, rhetoric from the far Left walked us all right up to the moment in Tucson where liberal hate led to liberal violence in one horrific afternoon. I wanted to point out how the incessant drumbeat of rage from Democrat Party outlets like MSNBC and Daily Kos was laying a welding torch to the gunpowder of Leftist anger. I wanted to expound on the fact that the endless “Worst person in the world” ranting from MSNBC’s Zen master of hate Keith Olbermann, with the defamatory efforts of his “mini-me,” the appallingly angry Rachel Maddow, would ultimately drive one of their brainless acolytes to the edge of insanity.
But none of that really matters. Today, a husband sits anxiously next to his wife’s hospital bed. Today, a family is preparing to bury their husband and father. Children have to say goodbye to parents. Parents have to say goodbye to children.
Nonetheless, while the Democrat Party urges its supplicant media to find a way to pin the murder of six people on Sarah Palin, the Tea Party and the GOP by proxy; the facts reveal a vastly different picture. It’s a picture of the ultimate expression of Leftist rage, fanned by monsters like Markos Moulitsas, raging idiots like Olbermann, violent union thugs from the Service Employees International Union (SEIU), and possibly the anti-semitic roaring of characters like former President Jimmy Carter.
While Representative Gabrielle Giffords (D-Ariz.) was clinging to life, Democrat Party shill Paul Krugman showed up on television to offer: “..violent acts are what happen when you create a climate of hate. And it’s long past time for the GOP’s leaders to take a stand against the hate-mongers.” I’ll presume that Krugman didn’t mean statements like this one:
“If you get hit, we will punch back twice as hard…”
Or this one:
“I’m itching for a fight.”
Or this one:
“If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun…”
All of the preceding statements were made by homicidal terrorist William Ayers’ friend, Barack Obama, since he won the Presidential election of 2008. Nonetheless, forget all of it. Forget Olbermann’s lunatic yammering on the Democrats’ “news” channel, MSNBC. Set aside Daily Kos and their violent vitriol:
"Not all of these people will get, or even deserve primaries, but this vote certainly puts a target on their District." (this statement listed Gabriella Giffords and showed a picture of a bullseye.)
Peruse those words again, then tell me again how appalling Sarah Palin’s ads are. Daily Kos also scrubbed a “diary” by an acolyte who calls himself “Boy Blue” which made repeated references to a Congresswoman being “dead.” Make sure you keep in mind Daily Kos owner Moulitsas’ endorsement of Islamofascist terrorism when you do.
Shuffle the SEIU’s assaults on Obamacare opponents to the back of your mind. Lock away your images of the NAACP standing up for cop killers like Troy Davis. And consider this: Jared Lee Loughner appears to be Unabomber-crazy. While the Democrat Party trots out the big media and blogosphere guns to pin the Tucson tragedy on conservatism, their macabre effort to profit from human suffering and death rings as hollow as an Ed Schultz “voter fraud is ok when it benefits the Democrat Party” monologue.
The Left has developed a cottage industry built on hatred. And while the nation united in mourning the loss of the victims of Loughner’s murderous rage, they left the door to their asylum wide open. But amidst the cacophony of liberal rage, I’ll simply say:
Good night, sweet Christina Green. You deserved better. "
For those who don't know, Christina Green was the girl who was killed at Representative Gabrielle Giffords (D-Ariz.) town hall meeting in Tuscan AZ last Saturday. Christina was only 9
"January 11, 2011 by Ben Crystal
I wanted to discuss how years of inflammatory, often violent, rhetoric from the far Left walked us all right up to the moment in Tucson where liberal hate led to liberal violence in one horrific afternoon. I wanted to point out how the incessant drumbeat of rage from Democrat Party outlets like MSNBC and Daily Kos was laying a welding torch to the gunpowder of Leftist anger. I wanted to expound on the fact that the endless “Worst person in the world” ranting from MSNBC’s Zen master of hate Keith Olbermann, with the defamatory efforts of his “mini-me,” the appallingly angry Rachel Maddow, would ultimately drive one of their brainless acolytes to the edge of insanity.
But none of that really matters. Today, a husband sits anxiously next to his wife’s hospital bed. Today, a family is preparing to bury their husband and father. Children have to say goodbye to parents. Parents have to say goodbye to children.
Nonetheless, while the Democrat Party urges its supplicant media to find a way to pin the murder of six people on Sarah Palin, the Tea Party and the GOP by proxy; the facts reveal a vastly different picture. It’s a picture of the ultimate expression of Leftist rage, fanned by monsters like Markos Moulitsas, raging idiots like Olbermann, violent union thugs from the Service Employees International Union (SEIU), and possibly the anti-semitic roaring of characters like former President Jimmy Carter.
While Representative Gabrielle Giffords (D-Ariz.) was clinging to life, Democrat Party shill Paul Krugman showed up on television to offer: “..violent acts are what happen when you create a climate of hate. And it’s long past time for the GOP’s leaders to take a stand against the hate-mongers.” I’ll presume that Krugman didn’t mean statements like this one:
“If you get hit, we will punch back twice as hard…”
Or this one:
“I’m itching for a fight.”
Or this one:
“If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun…”
All of the preceding statements were made by homicidal terrorist William Ayers’ friend, Barack Obama, since he won the Presidential election of 2008. Nonetheless, forget all of it. Forget Olbermann’s lunatic yammering on the Democrats’ “news” channel, MSNBC. Set aside Daily Kos and their violent vitriol:
"Not all of these people will get, or even deserve primaries, but this vote certainly puts a target on their District." (this statement listed Gabriella Giffords and showed a picture of a bullseye.)
Peruse those words again, then tell me again how appalling Sarah Palin’s ads are. Daily Kos also scrubbed a “diary” by an acolyte who calls himself “Boy Blue” which made repeated references to a Congresswoman being “dead.” Make sure you keep in mind Daily Kos owner Moulitsas’ endorsement of Islamofascist terrorism when you do.
Shuffle the SEIU’s assaults on Obamacare opponents to the back of your mind. Lock away your images of the NAACP standing up for cop killers like Troy Davis. And consider this: Jared Lee Loughner appears to be Unabomber-crazy. While the Democrat Party trots out the big media and blogosphere guns to pin the Tucson tragedy on conservatism, their macabre effort to profit from human suffering and death rings as hollow as an Ed Schultz “voter fraud is ok when it benefits the Democrat Party” monologue.
The Left has developed a cottage industry built on hatred. And while the nation united in mourning the loss of the victims of Loughner’s murderous rage, they left the door to their asylum wide open. But amidst the cacophony of liberal rage, I’ll simply say:
Good night, sweet Christina Green. You deserved better. "
For those who don't know, Christina Green was the girl who was killed at Representative Gabrielle Giffords (D-Ariz.) town hall meeting in Tuscan AZ last Saturday. Christina was only 9
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
This officer has his own view.
Obama The Muslim
by Major Gen. Jerry Curry
07/27/2010
My mother believed in “common sense” testing. She said if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, waddles like a duck and acts like a duck; it’s a duck. She believed that actions speak louder than words and that only a liar said one thing and then did the opposite.
Would President Obama pass my mother’s “is he a Muslim” test? Let’s see. President Obama says there is nothing more beautiful than the Muslim call to prayer in the evening. He says that the United States was not founded as a Christian nation.
Obama’s father and step-father were Muslims and he spent his childhood living in a Muslim country where his school enrollment records say his religion is Islam. As President of the United States he genuflects to the Muslim King of Saudi Arabia but not the Christian Queen of England. He thumbs his nose at America’s friends and bows to its enemies. In short, Obama quacks like a Muslim, waddles like a Muslim and acts like a Muslim, so is he a Muslim? My mother would say, “Yes! He’s a Muslim through and through.”
Growing up as a Muslim, Obama must have learned that according to the Qur’an it is acceptable to lie, deceive and live by a double standard provided in so doing one advances Islamic goals. Muslims only pretend to trust and be friends with non-Muslims; in the deepest of their Muslim hearts they have been taught that all non-Muslims are infidels.
Speaking of double standards, Saudi Arabia is building mosques all over the world and Muslims are hoping to build a 13 story mosque at “Ground Zero” in New York City. At the same time, Islam’s double standard mandates that no non-Muslim churches be built in Saudi Arabia or other Islamic countries.
A good example of this double standard principle in action was Yasser Arafat. He could seemingly enter into genuine peace negotiations with the United States and Israel and, at the same time; lie about it with complete sincerity. Routinely he made all sorts of promises and pronouncements in English, and the very next day said the exact opposite to an Arabic audience -- perhaps to him it wasn’t really lying, just being faithful to the teachings of the Qur’an.
Is it because President Obama is secretly a Muslim that he can so sincerely pretend, like Arafat, that his actions and policies have never put a strain on U.S. Israeli relations? “If you look at every public statement I have made it has been a constant reaffirmation of the special relationship between the United States and Israel.” This is like President Clinton saying that it depends on what the meaning of is is.
In 2005 the U.S. promised Israel, in writing, that in future negotiations with the Palestinians we would not insist that Israel withdraw to its pre-1967 borders. But last year the Obama Administration said that that promise would no longer be honored.
In the past, both Democrat and Republican Administrations have insisted that negotiations be based on a two-state solution, which means that for Palestinian refugees
there can be no open “right of return” to Israel
With open immigration the number of Palestinians living in Israel would quickly overwhelm the number of Jews, and soon the Jewish state would cease to exist. Candidate Obama, while running for president, made it clear that he did not support a “right of return” for Palestinian refugees. But now that he’s president, he has reneged on that promise.
Months ago Obama promised to send 1,500 National Guard troops to the Arizona border and to spend at least $500 million on border security. Gov. Brewer is still waiting for the troops and money to arrive.
In a recent Muslim-double-standard speech, President Obama bragged that the southwest American border is as safe as it has ever been. But at the same time his Administration was putting up signs warning American citizens to stay away from the Arizona border area because, “SMUGGLING AND ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION MAY BE ENCOUNTERED IN THIS AREA.”
Is Obama a Muslim? You make the call.
by Major Gen. Jerry Curry
07/27/2010
My mother believed in “common sense” testing. She said if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, waddles like a duck and acts like a duck; it’s a duck. She believed that actions speak louder than words and that only a liar said one thing and then did the opposite.
Would President Obama pass my mother’s “is he a Muslim” test? Let’s see. President Obama says there is nothing more beautiful than the Muslim call to prayer in the evening. He says that the United States was not founded as a Christian nation.
Obama’s father and step-father were Muslims and he spent his childhood living in a Muslim country where his school enrollment records say his religion is Islam. As President of the United States he genuflects to the Muslim King of Saudi Arabia but not the Christian Queen of England. He thumbs his nose at America’s friends and bows to its enemies. In short, Obama quacks like a Muslim, waddles like a Muslim and acts like a Muslim, so is he a Muslim? My mother would say, “Yes! He’s a Muslim through and through.”
Growing up as a Muslim, Obama must have learned that according to the Qur’an it is acceptable to lie, deceive and live by a double standard provided in so doing one advances Islamic goals. Muslims only pretend to trust and be friends with non-Muslims; in the deepest of their Muslim hearts they have been taught that all non-Muslims are infidels.
Speaking of double standards, Saudi Arabia is building mosques all over the world and Muslims are hoping to build a 13 story mosque at “Ground Zero” in New York City. At the same time, Islam’s double standard mandates that no non-Muslim churches be built in Saudi Arabia or other Islamic countries.
A good example of this double standard principle in action was Yasser Arafat. He could seemingly enter into genuine peace negotiations with the United States and Israel and, at the same time; lie about it with complete sincerity. Routinely he made all sorts of promises and pronouncements in English, and the very next day said the exact opposite to an Arabic audience -- perhaps to him it wasn’t really lying, just being faithful to the teachings of the Qur’an.
Is it because President Obama is secretly a Muslim that he can so sincerely pretend, like Arafat, that his actions and policies have never put a strain on U.S. Israeli relations? “If you look at every public statement I have made it has been a constant reaffirmation of the special relationship between the United States and Israel.” This is like President Clinton saying that it depends on what the meaning of is is.
In 2005 the U.S. promised Israel, in writing, that in future negotiations with the Palestinians we would not insist that Israel withdraw to its pre-1967 borders. But last year the Obama Administration said that that promise would no longer be honored.
In the past, both Democrat and Republican Administrations have insisted that negotiations be based on a two-state solution, which means that for Palestinian refugees
there can be no open “right of return” to Israel
With open immigration the number of Palestinians living in Israel would quickly overwhelm the number of Jews, and soon the Jewish state would cease to exist. Candidate Obama, while running for president, made it clear that he did not support a “right of return” for Palestinian refugees. But now that he’s president, he has reneged on that promise.
Months ago Obama promised to send 1,500 National Guard troops to the Arizona border and to spend at least $500 million on border security. Gov. Brewer is still waiting for the troops and money to arrive.
In a recent Muslim-double-standard speech, President Obama bragged that the southwest American border is as safe as it has ever been. But at the same time his Administration was putting up signs warning American citizens to stay away from the Arizona border area because, “SMUGGLING AND ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION MAY BE ENCOUNTERED IN THIS AREA.”
Is Obama a Muslim? You make the call.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
PU 311 a dangerous new element.
PU 311 a dangerous new element.
Discovery Announcement ~ The densest element in the known Universe has been found!
Pelosium:
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.
Discovery Announcement ~ The densest element in the known Universe has been found!
Pelosium:
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
eye opener
I found this little gem in my e-mail today, from CNN no less. So you can't blame it on the "far right wing media" this time kids.
click here
Wasn't one of Barry's campaign promises no amnesty for illegal aliens? They will not be required to pay their back taxes, but will get the EIC, Instate tuition for illegals, etc. In addition, there's a provision to send the corrupt Mexican govt money to help keep it's own people in their own country? (yeah, that'll work won't it)
Is this REALLY the direction you want this country to go???
click here
Wasn't one of Barry's campaign promises no amnesty for illegal aliens? They will not be required to pay their back taxes, but will get the EIC, Instate tuition for illegals, etc. In addition, there's a provision to send the corrupt Mexican govt money to help keep it's own people in their own country? (yeah, that'll work won't it)
Is this REALLY the direction you want this country to go???
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
I checked Scopes for statistics and found it listed as "mostly accurate", sounds like a good idea to me.
| Just got this e-mail and I think it is a great idea. WAL-MART 1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart every hour of every day. 2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute! 3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year. 4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target + Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined. 5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people and is the largest private Employer, and most speak English. 6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world. 7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger & Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only 15 years. 8. During this same period, 31 Supermarket Chains sought bankruptcy. 9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world. 10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had 5 Years ago. 11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at a Wal-Mart store. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5 Billion.) 12. 90% of all Americans live within 15 miles of a Wal-Mart. You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy because the idiots in Washington sure can't do it! |
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