laughed my ass off when I saw this.
A small zoo in Kentucky obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought about part-time worker, a staunch Democrat, responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Like most Democrats, he had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species like his hero, Bill Clinton.
The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. He approached the Democrat with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500?
He showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:
“First, I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
“Second, she must wear a 'Che Guvera Forever' T-Shirt."
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
“Third, you can't never tell no one about this."
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
“Fourth, I want all the children raised Democrats."
Once again it was agreed.
"And last, I'll need another week to come up with the $500."
And that folks, is why Obama won't show us his birth certificate.
