Why I want to be a liberal

I want to be a liberal so I can blame Bush for anything I want and not hold hussein accountable for the doing the same as Bush because he is black.

So I can blame the rich for not giving me more than I have,even though those saying it are millionaires and won't share their money.I.E.Hussein,pelosi,reid ,boxer,etc,etc

So I can believe everything on tv except Fox news.

So I can get odramacare that will give us ALL health insurance,well except the gov and 30 million people left behind ,even though it is supposed to cover everyone and will come close to bankrupting the US.

So I can believe I am not a war monger,even though a black man is causing turmoil and killing people around the globe.

So I can believe I can SAVE the planet by not driving and paying more taxes even though I will leave the next 10 generation in insurmountable debt even though I say I am for the children and the future.

So I can believe the words that the liberals say and not go by what they do.

So I can call everyone a racist who does not agree with me.

So I can be a racist as I want and blame everyone else.

So I can say I help the black man by giving him free money and then blaming whites for his plight while I get his vote for more free stuff so he has no pride or hope left just hate of whites for keeping him down when it is his own party doing it.

So I can ignore the fact that my ideology goes right along with communism and socialism even though no one will tell me that but it is there for me to read.

So I can be a judgemental prick to others because of my intellectual awareness and progressivism because I am such a free thinker.

So I can continue the failed policies of the past liberals and claim I am smarter and the same thing will work this time.

SO I can have faith in ME ,even though I have never done anything in my life for my fellow man,I can believe I have for voting for feel good things that I am told will help. It is really about my feelings that are important and that is what I am told by my leaders.

So I can ignore history and facts to make it a better place for my feelings so we can be "We are the World" and be miserable like everyone else.