1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply that number by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second
digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of
17 movies below:
Movie List:
1. Gone With the Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Obama Farewell Speech
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
Now, isn't that something?
A place for my unwanted political views and commentary. Sometimes you just need to let it out before it eats you alive.
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Wednesday, October 2, 2013
"I love this country; it's the government I'm afraid of"
Pat: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Pat: "You mean SEAL Team 6 Extortion 17?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Pat: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Pat: "You mean the voter fraud?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Pat: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Pat: "You mean the president demoralizing and breaking down the military?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Pat: "You mean the Boston Bombing?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Pat: "You mean the president wanting to kill Americans with drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Pat: "You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Pat: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Pat: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Pat: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Pat: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Pat: "The president's ordering the release of nearly 2,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons and falsely blaming the sequester?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Pat: "The president's threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Pat: "The president's repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Pat: "The president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Pat: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Pat: "HHS employees being given insider information on Medicare Advantage?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Pat: "Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Bob: "No, the other one."
Pat: "I give up! Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-intellect voters stuck us with the most corrupt administration in American history?"
Bob: "THAT'S THE ONE!"
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