"I love this country; it's the government I'm afraid of"

Bob: "Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?"
Pat: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Pat: "You mean SEAL Team 6 Extortion 17?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Pat: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Pat: "You mean the voter fraud?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Pat: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Pat: "You mean the president demoralizing and breaking down the military?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Pat: "You mean the Boston Bombing?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Pat: "You mean the president wanting to kill Americans with drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Pat: "You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Pat: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Pat: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Pat: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Pat: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Pat: "The president's ordering the release of nearly 2,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons and falsely blaming the sequester?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Pat: "The president's threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Pat: "The president's repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Pat: "The president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Pat: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Pat: "HHS employees being given insider information on Medicare Advantage?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Pat: "Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Bob: "No, the other one."

Pat: "I give up! Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-intellect voters stuck us with the most corrupt administration in American history?"
Bob: "THAT'S THE ONE!"